Lady: Time kitna hua hai?
Banta: Bra Panties.
Lady: Time poocha hai Nonsense.
Banta: Time hi to bataya hai 12.35
Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
ANS: When U pull a curtain, it means tat the show is over
but when u pull a panty the show begins..
Girl to another: Kal sapne me mujhe koi chakku se mar raha tha.
2nd Girl: Tu dar mat agar sapne sach hote to mujhe roj ABBORTION karana padta…
Mistress: Wow ! Darling this is great.
Whore: Come on finish it now.
Girlfriend: Ah! Please slowly.
Wife: Ceiling needs painting !
A just born baby was laughing hard with its tiny fingers closed.
The confused Pediatrician unfolded his tiny fingers & found… A Birth Control pill !
Why can’t anybody satisfy a Woman Completely?
Because nobody has a D*** made of Gold,
Decorated with Diamonds & which Ejaculates Cash!
Gabbar: Are o Samba kitni goliyan hai?
Gabbar: Admi 3 aur goliyan 6… bahut nainsafi hai.
Samba: Kahe ki nainsafi sardar 3 admiyon ki 6 goli Hi to hoti hai!